AKPORS - THE BROKE GUY
Just to put smile on ur faces.
There was this guy - Akpors who really loved this girl - Ekaitte but never had the guts to tell her.
One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying,
I love you so much, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.'
A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.
He was soooo scared & tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until in the morning when he is less tensed.
When he woke up the next day:
He said his prayers,
did his morning chores,
brushed his teeth,
ate his breakfast,
took his bath,
combed his hair,
then climbed back to his bed
Come balance very comfortably and gently picked up his phone to read the message.
So he started reading.......¤
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"Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to complete your request, kindly recharge your account and try again¤!!!"
◦нê◦нë◦нê◦нë◦нê◦°◦ Lolz.

bad luck
ReplyDeletebad luck indeed
Deleteyou're right
ReplyDeletehmmmmm! It is well
ReplyDeleteNo much difference from what n*ggas see today. Lol...
ReplyDeleteSome days are like that.
ReplyDeleteLollz very funny
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